The Lazy Days of Summer

and we mean LAZY.

Uniden's waterproof, submersible, floating!, wireless......phone. If you have a pool and don't have this phone, you're doing something wrong. While you're in the pool, a large Jamaican man will jump out of your bushes and smack you for not relaxing enough (I think that's what they do at Sandals Resort).

Just picture yourself sitting on your floaty-raft, enjoying the cloudless sky and the oppressive 97 degrees. You're armed with a questionably pink-colored drink. The phone rings. Now you have to scramble like a wet dog to the side of the pool. You're rowing so hard the vikings would be proud..... Hello!?.... plunk. The regular phone is dunzo.

Not the Uniden. It floats! Put it in your floaty-raft cupholder. Pick up... "Hello?.... ohh Barbara! So lovely to speak with you. Here's my wife." Throw phone across pool to your strikingly attractive spouse. Commence relaxing.

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